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- Leg cramps.
- Sand in your vagina from beach
blanket bonko.
- Rug burn....Rope burn.
- Ejaculation mishaps - like
sperm in the eye.
- Slipping on a soiled condom.
- Gagging.
- Swallowing a dental dam. A
good reason to learn the Heimlich.
- Heart break....Heart attack.
- S/M accidents.
- Car accidents. You'd be surprised
at the statistics.
- Lower back pain from trying
position #105 in the Kama Sutra.
- Having to sleep in the wet
spot.
- Soreness. The John Wayne stride
will give you away.
- You may be too tired from fucking
all night to get to work!
- Coitus Interruptus - embarrassment
when caught in the act.
- Parental punishment.
- Performance anxiety.
- Impotence and premature ejaculation.
- Disappointment, dissatisfaction.
- Blue balls. Blue clit.
- Those pesky yeast infections.
- Sexually Transmitted Infections
- HIV, herpes, gonorrhea, genital
warts, etc.
- Unwanted pregnancy.
- Intestinal parasites from anilingus.
- Serious rectum damage. Items
with claws and teeth are not
recommended.
- Items can get lost in the rectum.
Emergency room visits are very
expensive and can get the attention
of the tabloids.
- Laws are against you: In many
states sodomy, prostitution,
and homosexuality are still illegal.
- Censorship.
- You can lose your bid for presidency.
- You could be sued for sexual
harassment.
- Blackmail.
- Some sexual cravings are politically
incorrect.
- You might go to hell. (Though
if you do, lots of other cool
people will be there too!)
- You could lose your multi-million
dollar Christian empire.
- Jealousy.
- Obsessive/compulsive behavior.
- Expensive phone bills from
calling 1 900 PEE ON ME.
- Guilt.
- Life long trauma from childhood
sexual abuse.
- Rape - Even though this is
a crime of violence and power
it is a serious hazard of sex.
- Fear and depression from thinking
about all the hazards of sex.
I can't deal with any more of
this!
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